Magazine Urinal
Posted by Matthew in article, magazine
I was in the bathroom yesterday doing my business when a guy started using the urinal next to me. I noticed both his hands were free which was odd. He then pulled a magazine up from his pocket and propped it on top of the flushing mechanism to read it. A couple things came to my head when this happened ; a) I bet he is peeing a little on his pants b) why is that magazine so fascinating? C) The dudes an idiot and could have waited 30 seconds to read his magazine article instead of making things awkward by reading next to me at the urinal.
NEW BEACH HOUSE BITCHES.
