Here is a familiar situation for all of you. Dude and Lady meet. Both think each other is the cat's pajamas. It's instantaneous; it's amazing. I mean how did I ever live my life without you sweety?! Both are fully enamored with each other. Lots of staring at each other for no reason followed by giggling while asking " What are you thinking about?" ensues ( *note: I do not lay around staring at people giggling while asking 'What are you thinking about?"... very often ) . There is mention of making awesome mix tapes; each song thoughtfully hand picked and arranged in a sequence meant to make your new partner swoon. The world is new and amazing!


AND THEN....out of nowhere the lines of communication seem to falter a bit. An unreturned text message. A follow up call strategically placed hours later as not to look needy is also unreturned. You calm yourself down reasoning they were really tied up today and will get back to you tomorrow. You get a text a day later saying they were busy. Your fears are calmed a bit. You reason that maybe they are really really busy. There is no time to return text messages about how their day is going. No time to waste hanging on a phone meandering about unimportant things at this time. You pacify yourself thinking that this will pass.


This pattern repeats until you realize that this damn person has been too busy to talk to you for a suspiciously long time now . You begin to realize all the texts and calls to them were unreturned not because they were busy or for any other understandable ( to you at least ) reason but because they are employing one of the oldest and coldest maneuvers in modern day dating ....THE SHADY FADE.


One participant in the relationship slowly inches away from the other participant with a mixture of neglectfulness and vague coded communications until the other comes to the sad self-pitying realization that they are only one still left doing the relationship dance.


I think I would be foolish if I said this phenomenon didn't occur all the time. It happens a lot. I guess it's a lot easier to let silence tell your partner exactly what you have on your mind instead of fumbling around for words while you watch the other persons facial expressions go from inquisitive and curious to sad and absolutely crushed.


It hardly seems like a fair thing to do to another person. Personally I think at least a phone call should be in order; no carrying around that dreadful feeling in your stomach for unnecessary days or weeks.


So maybe we should all think about Karma next time we are in a break-up type situation. If you don't want to get Shady Faded then you shouldn't be doing it to anyone else. A simple phone call is a much nicer and cordial resolution to the situation. Dating is a messy affair already so let's try and keep things as civil as we can. So in conclusion the message is simple; don't be an ass.

HERE IS A CLASSIC VIDEO IN HONOR OF ST. PATTY'S DAY. COULD BE A CRACK HEAD~!

My good friend Mike is a mad genius and here is the proof. This is what would happen if Kevin Jonas from the Jonas Brothers went solo......You got to admit he looks like KJ quite a bit. Please watch this if you enjoy enhancing your life. This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. KJ OUT.

Hi everyone! It has been a little while since I have posted but I hope you have all been well. I had an interesting night last night as I had my first "Show and Tell". I know what you are thinking " That sounds like some random kinky shit". But alas it was good old fashioned fun like in grade school where you bring in items and talk about what it means to you. You are probably asking yourself why the hell anyone would have a "Show and Tell". I wasn't quite clear at first but started to understand that my friend Nina who put it together meant it to be a really nice way to bring people together in a new setting. I had never done one before so I was a bit nervous especially since it was in a group of people that I didn't know. Actually no one really knew each other so this was a bit of a new thing for everyone. 

My buddy showed me this video yesterday and it has to be one of the funniest things ever created by humans on Earth. If you thought that feeding your dog beer during BBQ's and watching him stumble around your living room was funny, imagine a small child all doped up and watching him stumble about "mentally".  KIDS LOVE DRUGS. 

So if you haven't heard Christian Bale freaking the fuck out on the set of his latest movie "Terminator Salvation" yet then your life is nearly complete as you thought. I guess the poor DP walked into a shot or something like that and Bale unleashes hells wrath upon this poor man. He then threatens to pull down all this dudes lighting equipment and tells him to SHUT THE FUCK UP because when C. Bale wants to give a verbal beat down it's not done till he says it's done.

Please peep the work we did with Will Arnett for his Super Bowl Party! He is a hilarious hilarious man.

I was watching this at work and started laughing out loud at my desk. I had to pull off my headphones to stop so people wouldn't start wondering what I was doing. This is also Amy Poehler's last SNL show!

Hi everyone. I know I have been slack assing on these posts lately. With Thanksgiving and my time being consumed by the digestive processes; I have been stricken with a case of lazies ( i just made that term up) . I am compiling my list of top albums of 2008 and that is taking some time and will be up soon but in the meantime please enjoy this clip from the season finale of "It's Alway's Sunny in Philadelphia". This is by far one of the funniest episodes in the entire series. I love this show.

This is a clip from my favorite show on television " It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" . I hope several people watch this at the same time and then laugh at the same time.

Ok So I have been such a slack ass with updating the blog. I apologize to the 2-3 people who check it when they are absolutely bored out of their skulls but I thought I would post this video I thought was pretty damn funny. Tomorrow I will be posting a downloadable mix tape of some songs I am currently enjoying. It will be dope I promise. Anyways I hope your weekend was fruitful and everything you wanted it to be.

I love this video.

I absolutely love this video. I love absurd things and this is absurd and amazing as it gets. It is directed by Eric from The Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

Enjoy your weekends scoundrels!

This weekend I got stupid drunk and have spent the last 10 hours feeling like someone bashed my skull with a bag full softballs. But the party was fun from what I remember and my buddy Mike came into town to chill as well. He brought a movie called Fist Foot Way with him which I thoroughly enjoyed. Danny McBride is awesome. JULIO HOW MANY PIECES OF PIZZA HAVE YOU HAD??!!! YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH PIECES OF PIZZA. Here is a little compilation I found on youtube. I also highly suggest getting the new TV on the Radio and Kings of Leon. Both rock socks hard.

Literally, my eyes are so sleepy. I am a sleepy log right now yet I debate going to work out later. I woke up at 6 this morning so I could get to work early and do some shit that I never got to because I was attacked by some bad Dim Sum. Yes it was delicious going down and yes it was crazy cheap ( 4 pork buns for $3.00 and 4 fried shrimp dumpling $2.50!!!) but like all things; it was just too good to be true.